Some people get chocolate and roses for Valentine's Day. Me? I get great stuff like this:


That is page one from "The Pop-Up Book of Phobias". Don't have dentophobia? How about coulrophobia?


Seriously, *swoon*. This is why I love The Steve. I hope everyone else had a great Valentine's Day!

P.S.: I did get roses also. I know people will go on and on how this is a holiday made up by corporations that forces men to buy stuff for their significant others, but hell, I love getting flowers so you won't see me hatin' on the holiday.